Moth Jokes / Recent Jokes

one day at a bar there was a guy with his wife or girlfriend she always paysfor the drinks but one day the guy said he will pay it he got
out his walet and a moth flew out!!!

Doctor Doctor I think Im a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

A man goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks what is wrong and the man says, "Doctor, I think I'm a moth." To this the doctor responds, "You think you're a moth? Well I don't think you need a doctor. Sounds like what you need is a therapist." "Yeah I know," replies the patient. "I was on my way to see a therapist, but I came in here because I saw your light was on."

A guy walks into a dentist's office and flops right down on the couch.
"Doc", he says, "Here's the problem. I think I'm a moth"
"Well", says the doctor, "That certainly is a problem, but why did you come into a dentist's office?"
"The light was on."

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

Have you ever seen Moth Balls?
You have!!!
How did you get their teeny, tiny and poor little legs apart?
Ya fiend!

Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?