Mouths Jokes / Recent Jokes

These came from the mouths of geeks
and nerds, and all with a nerdy laugh at
the end:
its not earth to eric-its mars to eric!!!
i dont want you to be screwed, i want you
to be nailed!!!
your mama is so stupid she made the
anti-deans list!!!

In the Dec. 11 issue of Rolling Stone Britney Spears says her sons Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, already have potty mouths. She says that Sean Preston has used the F-word. In Sean Preston's defense, sometimes it's hard not to drop the F-bomb when a car cuts you off in traffic.