Muj Jokes

There is this (choose your favorite ethnic) man. He goes to a toy shop, to buy, a gift for his daughter...
He looks at a toy car: "How muj iz dis?"
"$100 " answers the clerk.
He thinks its too much.
He looks at a ball: "How muj iz dis?"
"$5" answers the clerk.
He thinks its too little.
Then, he finds the perfect thing, a doll. He again asks: "How muj iz dis?"
"$30" answers the clerk.
He is happy, just the right amount of money he wants to spend.
So, He pays for the doll, and he starts to leave. Before he leaves, he remembers he wanted the doll to be gift wrapped.
So he asks the clerk: "Can u rape it phor me?"