Multicolored Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple martini.
The bartender says "What a coincidence, The only other person at the bar is that beautiful woman at the other end. She is also drinking triple martinis".
After a few sips of his drink, the man walks up to the woman and says, "Isn't it a coincidence that we are both having the same drink".
She replies "Yes! I am here because I am celebrating. After 20 years of trying I am finally pregnant!"
"What a coincidence" the man replied. "I am also celebrating. After years of experimenting, I have invented a multicolored chicken."
At this, the woman asked "How did you ever accomplish that!?".
"I had to try a lot of different cocks" he said.
The woman replied "What a coincidence!!!"

There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.
After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?"
"Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and fucked a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son."

There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?""Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and fucked a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son."

There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the
corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored
feather earings.
After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What
are you staring at?"
"Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and
fucked a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son."

There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings. After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?" "Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and fucked a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son."