Punk Jokes

A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it was a tattoo reading, ''Keep off the grass.'' After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, ''Sorry, had to mow the lawn.''

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who
started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful
clothing.
He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with
red, green,& yellow with feathers.
The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at, eh? Didn't you do
anything strange when you were a teenager?"
"Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.

A young punk rocker gets on a city bus and sits across from an elderly man.
The punker has a multitude of colors for hair, ranging from yellow to black. He also has fluffy feather earrings with the same bright colors as his hairdo. The old man begins to stare at him with intensity.
The punker yells over to the old man, "What's the matter old man, never do anything crazy when you were young?"
The old man replies, "I did one real crazy thing when I was 21 and all drunk." The punker asks what it was the old man did. The old man replies "I had relations with a parrot and I think you're my kid!"

A man goes into a bar. Sits down and starts staring at a young punk with spiked red hair, multicolored clothes, and an earring.
The punk gets mad turns around and says, "Hey old man, what are you looking at?"
The old man says, "Nothing, when I was in the army I got really drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son."

A punk walked into a barbers shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"