Punk Jokes / Recent Jokes

A punk walked into a barbers shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"

There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.
After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?"
"Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and fucked a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son."

There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?""Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and fucked a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son."

There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the
corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored
feather earings.
After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What
are you staring at?"
"Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and
fucked a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son."

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up withred, green,& yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at, eh? Didn't you doanything strange when you were a teenager?" "Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.

Why did the punk cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings. After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?" "Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and fucked a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son."