Mums Jokes / Recent Jokes

- Ya mums so fat she went on the scale & it said'one person at a time please.'
- Ya mums so fat when she tried to dial 999 the slim fast brigade came running.
- Ya mums so small when she jumped off the toilet seat she sprained her ankle.
- Ya mums so small she needed a 5 ft ladder & a pair of 6 inch shoes to kiss her son.
- Ya mums so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio.
- Ya mums so skinny she ate a meatball & thought she was pregnant.
- Ya mums so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon.
- Ya mums nose is so ugly it makes Micheal Jackson look good.
- Ya mums so fat she ate a chocolate sunday & left out the cherry to lose weight.
By Saj Madiar

your mums so fat she will need her own graveyard when she dies, your mums so fat when her mum was pregnant she couldnt move an inch

your mums so ugly that every one thought she was big foot