Murderer Jokes

A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car...
Who is driving the car?
A police officer!

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.

"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.

"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"

A murderer was secured to the electric chair, about to be executed.
The chaplain approached him and asked, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Would you hold my hand?"

A murderer was secured to the electric chair, about to be executed.
The chaplain approached him and calmly asked, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Would you hold my hand?"

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"