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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
A: Half a measure.
Why do drummers have half an ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.
How do you know if a viola section is at your front door?
No one knows when to come in.
Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.