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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
A: Half a measure.

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the noise.

Why do drummers have half an ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.

How do you know if a viola section is at your front door?
No one knows when to come in.

What type of music do elves enjoy? 'Wrap' music!

Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.