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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?

Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.

- Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What's the difference between a soprano and the PLO?
You can negotiate with the PLO.

A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decided to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He went to a music store, walked in, approached the store clerk and said, "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."

The store clerk looked at him a bit funny, and replied, "Okay, you can have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator has to stay."