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An Australian Muslim cleric has urged children to be martyrs for Islam and referred to Jews as pigs in a series of DVDs, sparking condemnation by the government and further straining tensions with the nation’s Muslims.

Australia’s ethnic leaders including Muslims, called for Feiz to face possible racial hatred charged for his speeches, the Australian government condemned his comments, and Mel Gibson took him out for drinks.

One day 2 muslims and hindues they ware walking in the street and contending with each other whoes allmighty is exist in this earth. The Muslim believes that "Allah" is onely one there is no other allmighty after that.But the Hindu believe that their (vogoman) is existing in the world and no other allmighty is there.Than they decided one thing that, both they will prove whoes allmighty is the best.Then they subscribed to high building.
The Muslim said: If your "vogoman" is true than jump down from there and see whether you get back with life or not .
The Hindu said: OK than he jumped down from the high building with the name of her allmighty(vagoman)but coincidently he got back with life, than the Muslim became confused who is true .
Now the time for muslim to jump*
The Muslim, ok: He got ready and set up his mind to jump down.Before jump he called her allmighty but withen this time he also prayed to (vogoman)in silent, (hai (vogoman) you might also more...

One day 2 muslims and hindues they ware walking in the street and contending with each other whoes allmighty is exist in this earth. The Muslim believes that God is onely one there is no other allmighty after that.But the Hindu believe that their (vogoman) is existing in the world and no other allmighty is there before him/her.Than they decided one thing that both they will prove whoes allmighty is the best, then they subscribed to high building.
The Muslim said: If your god is true than jump down from there and see whether you get back with life or not .
The Hindu said: OK than he jumped down from the high building with the name of her allmighty(vagoman)but coincidently he got back with life, than the Muslim became confused who is true .
Now the time for muslim to jump*
The Muslim, ok: He got ready and set up his mind to jump down.Before jump he called her allmighty but withen this time he also prayed to (vogoman)in silent, (hai (vogoman) you might also be the more...

- Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. - Hundred Years' War: Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." - Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. - Wars of religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots - Thirty Years War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. - War of Devolution: Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. - The Dutch War: Tied - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the more...

An entertainment industry newsletter that I receive reports that Muslim Girl Magazine debuts this month. "The bi-monthly lifestyle magazine is targeted to American Muslim girls 14-18 yrs old and aims to challenge the stereotypes of Muslim girls in the US and will feature teen girls that are proud of both being an American and a Muslim...
"According to a study of US Muslim teen girls commissioned by the magazine, this group is not too different from the average US teen girl in terms of what they like (e.g. TV, internet, shopping, videogames, the phone etc). With that said, there are some differences -- for example, Muslim girls report they get their news from Al Jazeera, socialize at IslamiCity and among the things they do outside of school is study the Qur'an."
Good. It's important to challenge the stereotypes that people have of Muslim girls. Because here I was thinking that they watch Al Jazeera, hang out at IslamiCity and study the Koran in their spare time.

[I have been telling this joke in Punjabi (an Indian language)
for about 7 years. It is probably not original, but I haven't come
across it anywhere else, either]
A Muslim and a Sikh were once traveling together in a train.
Both being from Punjab, spoke the same language and had a great time
talking to each other and generally whiling away time. Came lunchtime
and the Muslim took out his lunch and started eating without offering
it to the Sikh. The Sikh was rather insulted at this impolite behavior.
"What city are you from?" he asked the Muslim. "Lahore," replied the
Muslim. At that, the Sikh started cursing the people of Lahore,
mentioning, among other things what impolite &*@##!%%'s they all were.
Being guilty, the Muslim swallowed all this in silence.
A few minutes later, the Sikh was hungry and he took out his
lunch and started eating without offering it to the Muslim. The Muslim
saw this as an opportunity more...

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim. Suddenly a fierce sandstorm appeared from nowhere. I truly thought my end had come as I lay next to my camel while we being buried deeper and deeper under the sand. But I did not lose my faith in the Almighty Allah, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for a hundred metres all around me, the storm had stopped. Since that day I am a devout Muslim and am now learning to recite the Koran by memory.""One day while fishing," started the Christian," I was in my little dinghy in the middle of the ocean. Suddenly a fierce storm appeared from nowhere. I truly thought my end had come as my little dinghy was tossed up and down in the rough ocean. But I did not lose my faith in Jesus Christ, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for 300 metres all around me, the storm had stopped. Since that day I am a devout more...