MySpace Jokes

Chinese scientists say they can predict earthquakes by observing the tendency of snakes to launch themselves headlong into walls.
Samuel L. Jackson said to be looking forward to the challenge of playing a Chinese scientist in his next film.


"Relax, it's only a tremor."



To track snake behavior, the earthquake bureau in the Guangxi Province monitors snakes through the use of video cameras linked to a broadband internet connection.

One snake known as Cottonmouth69 is said to have over 25,000 MySpace friends as a result of posting videos showing her shedding her skin.



"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking Guangxi Province!"

The Marine Corps are now using Myspace to recruit teens. "This is so much better," said one recruiter, "I no longer have to lie to their face."

these aren't bits, these are just blogs from my myspace page, i haven't done anything yet nor have i felt the need to go out of my way to write for this website, but as soon as i get some time ill make a valient effort. enjoy. hopefully.

July10-July 16, 2006
"NASA, can you check if I have any new MySpace comments?"


-Space Shuttle Commander Steve Lindsey, from the International Space Station.

Drunk South Carolina college student is suing the makers of "Borat" for making him appear to be a drunk South Carolina college student.
He explained that he didn't really mean to write that his main interest on MySpace was "gettin' drunk and havin' a good time" cause he was too drunk and having too good a time to realize what he wrote.
Moral of the story: If you ever plan to be a plaintiff, having a MySpace account, probably not a good idea.