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Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc? The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation! -I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it! -Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth! -Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. -I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. -Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. -Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. -If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN! -I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water. -At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis. -Mypenis likes it when people pet him. -Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds! -Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. -Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? -Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. -I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. -I keep a picture of more...

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was' Mypenis'?

Mypenis ate my homework.

Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.

I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

I love giving Mypenis a bath.

Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.

Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

Help! I can't find Mypenis!

Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.

Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!

Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.

When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.

Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...

Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?
The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis
Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!
-I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it!
-Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
-Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
-I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
-Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
-Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
-If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN!
-I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water.
-At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis.
-Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
-Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!
-Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
-Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
-Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already more...

Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc? The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it!-Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!-Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.-I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.-Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.-Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.-If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN!-I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water.-At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis.-Mypenis likes it when people pet him.-Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!-Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.-Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?-Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.-I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.-I keep a picture of Mypenis in my more...

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was
> Mypenis?
>
> - Mypenis ate my homework.
> - Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
> - Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
> - I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a
> leash.
> - Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
> - Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
> - I love giving Mypenis a bath.
> - At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.
> - Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
> - Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.
> - Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
> - Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
> - Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
> - I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
> - I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
> - Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
> - I think Mypenis is more...