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Q: How do Jewish wives get their children ready for supper?
A: They put them in the car. Yetta, a friend of mine, confused her Valium pills with her birth control pills. As a result, she had ten children but she doesn`t really care. Q: What does a Jewish husband call a waterbed?
A: The Dead Sea. It`s one of life`s mysteries - how a 2Ib box of chocolates can make a Jewish woman gain 5lb. Another of life`s mysteries is when a Jewish woman hangs something in her wardrobe for a while and it shrinks two sizes! The trouble with some Jewish women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.

One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.

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MYSTERIES OF THE OVERBLOWN
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explanations to events which lie entirely within ordinary reality.
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o In Malibu, CA, a woman suddenly feels that her grandson in New York
has just received a phone call bringing terrible news. She places a
frantic, long distance call... and the line is busy.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She's got a checkbook