N-word Jokes

The city of Beloit, Wisconsin held a symbolic funeral for the N-word, putting to rest the offensive term. The deceased is survived by his S.O.B. kids and his C-word wife.

In the wake of the Michael Richards debacle, Laugh Factory owner Jaime Masada has banned the N-word from his comedy club.
"However," he added, "bitch, ho and c*nt are still funny."

Dear Star Savior,

Hi. I'm actor Charlie Sheen. In some angry voice mail I sent my ex-wife Denise Richards in 2005, I used the N-word and the C-word. The message was leaked onto the Internet this week, and I'm catching a lot of heat for it. I have apologized for my choice of words, but I'm not sure that was enough. What should I do?


Dear Charlie,

I'm OK with you hitting your ex-wife with the N-word and C-word, but your voice mail is a sign of a problem: Technology is ruining racism and sexism.

It’s sad. There are people who have never used a slur face-to-face, the way the pioneers did it. Back then, showing hate was an event, something to plan a day around. But now, people like you just fire off some e-mail or voice mail, throw in a halfhearted slur or two, then go on with their lives. It's just another task on your to-do list: "Buy Batteries. Lunch Meeting. Hate."

But you can use your celebrity to help turn things around. more...