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Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:
10: Awww...that's cute
9. Well, at least you're good at other things
8. Do you think it'll fit my old Barbie® clothes?
7. My li'l brother has one like that.
6. Are you cold?
5. ::giggles::
4. Maybe we should just be friends
3. Can you make it dance?
2. Umm...maybe you should get dressed
1. Oh...look...its hiding!

Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9. Well, at least you're good at other things8. Do you think it'll fit in my old Barbie's clothes? 7. My li'l brother has one like that.6. Are you cold? 5. ::giggles::4. Maybe we should just be friends3. Can you make it dance? 2. Umm...maybe you should get dressed1. Oh...look...its hiding!

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They
were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old
gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married
for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting
here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked
as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we get naked?"
Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee
and the other is in your oatmeal!!!"

An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dahbi

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in thebathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.You can take it orally or as a suppository,...it's up to you!"

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!" The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now." So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But, within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious. The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been more...

What is the name of a naked woman lying between two naked men?
Sharin Peters