Navratilova Jokes / Recent Jokes

...nine years after they met and unofficially wed in a ceremony in New Hampshire, Martina Navratilova is being sued by former partner Toni Layton. When told Navratilova's worth is $80 million and how much did she feel she deserve, Layton replied, "About 40, love."

When Bettina Bunge retired from pro tennis, she had a record of 0-17 against Martina Navratilova. When asked what she had learned from playing with Navratilova, Bunge said,' How to shake hands.'