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Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. God wanted to know three things: "Who are you? What did you do? What did people think of you?" The first coach said, "I'm Joe Paterno. I coached Penn State from 1966 to 2000. I won 300 games, 19 bowl victories, 2 national championships, and won Coach of the Year 4 times. The people of Pennsylvania think I'm great." God said, "Fine, Joe, stand at my right side." The next person said, "I'm Bobby Bowden. I coached Florida State University from 1980 to 2000. I had a. 816 win percentage, played in 14 bowl games without a loss and won a national championship after beating Nebraska. The people of Florida think I'm great." God said, "Fine, Bobby, stan d at my left side." The third coach stood before God and said, "I'm more...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes!
So now if you buy a newborn a shirt the day they are born, if they return the baby, you can return the shirt.
The City of Omaha, NE has outlawed sledding for fear of lawsuits. The good news: the Supreme Court ruled we could have anal sex at home, so the middle schoolers have something to do instead.