Necking Jokes / Recent Jokes

A young couple gets caught making out in a car park buy a cop.
The cop says, "What do you think you're doing?"
The guys says, "Officer, we're just necking."
The cop says, "Yeah? Then you better put your neck back in your pants and get the hell out of here."

Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing? Boy: We're necking.Cop: Well stick your neck back in your pants and get out of here.

HOW TO BEHAVE WHEN YOU DISCOVER YOUR DAUGHTER NECKING IN THE LIVING ROOM:
Wait until the young man has gone home, go into your daughter's room and say to her as follows:
"Miriam."
"Oh, hi, Ma."
"Miriam, I saw. I saw what you were doing in there."
"Oh."
"Miriam, who taught you this?"
"Oh, for God's sake, Ma. I'm a big girl now."
"Miriam, we are decent people. We have always tried to teach you the right thing. How could you do this to us?"
"Ma, for God's sake, I was only kissing..."
"Do you know what your father will do when I tell him? Do you?"
"No, but..."
"He will have a heart attack, that's what he will do. I promise you."
"Look, Ma, you don't have to tell..."
"Not only that, just think what the neighbors would say if they knew."
"Look..."
"For this I had to save your teeth more...