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The New Jersey Nets have no intention of firing head coach Lawrence Frank. No matter how much he begs.

The New Jersey Nets claim that coach Lawrence Frank's job is safe. It wouldn't be if his players were guarding it.

Incoming Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov reportedly doesn't own a cell phone and never uses the Internet. Which explains why he bought the Nets.

A 300 lb. sign from the New Jersey Nets' practice facility toppled over. Luckily no one was injured, since the Nets never practice.

New Jersey Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov claims he's the only NBA owner who can dunk. Well, someone on his team should be able to. Wow, an NBA owner that can dunk. Bobcats owner Michael Jordan couldn't be reached for comment.