New Jersey Jokes / Recent Jokes
The new law will allow people to use marijuana to ease the pain from things like cancer, AIDS, and life in New Jersey.
This action made stoners the first people to actually like something about New Jersey.
A wayward deer that jumped into the Hudson River and swam to Governors Island in New York Harbor from New Jersey has been rescued and safely brought to a wildlife preserve park in Staten Island. Isn't that great news! The deer got out of New Jersey!
The NJ Supreme Court ruled that same-sex couples have the same rights as heterosexuals in a 4-3 ruling yesterday.
The court ruled as follows: "The issue is not about the transformation of the the traditional definition of marriage, but about the unequal dispensation of benefits and privileges to one of two similarly situated classes of people."
Translated: "Think of it as our way of saying to the gay community,'sorry the governor was such a skank.'''
Thirteen-year-old Katharine Close from New Jersey won the 79th annual Scripps National Spelling Bee, which aired on prime-time television Thursday evening. She won the contest by correctly spelling the word "ursprache," which means ancient language. Close will take home more than $42,000 worth of cash and prizes but, sadly, will never have a boyfriend.
But health officials are debating whether nausea, headaches, and diarrhea aren't just symptoms of living in New Jersey.
A related study suggests a vast cesspool engulfs New Jersey.