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A 300 lb. sign from the New Jersey Nets' practice facility toppled over. Luckily no one was injured, since the Nets never practice.
New Jersey Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov claims he's the only NBA owner who can dunk. Well, someone on his team should be able to. Wow, an NBA owner that can dunk. Bobcats owner Michael Jordan couldn't be reached for comment.
I live in Sucker Brook, NY
But I take online classes in Cockatoo Grove, CA
My brother lives in Bitch Lake, ID
And I vacation in Hoboken, NJ
I need a network that will let me live the way I want to... in a place called:
SuckerCockaBitchaHo
Three New Jersey siblingswhose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in state custody. The children, ranging in age from 3 to under 1, wereremoved from their parents home on Friday. They drew attention when a bakery refused to put the name of the oldest - Adolf Hitler Campbell - on a birthday cake.
Depsite not having the cake, the birthday party was a tremendous success, with the kids enjoying "SS" cupcakes, pizza with swastika-shaped pepperoni, and playing many rounds of "Duck, Duck, Gestapo."
Vanilla Ice performed at halftime of a New Jersey Nets game. To make the Nets look good in comparison.
New Jersey Net Jason Kidd is having a child with his girlfriend. Kidd is excited to be credited with the assist.
The New Jersey Nets are on the verge of securing $500 million in bonds to finance the construction of an arena in Brooklyn. It's the last step needed before they can start disappointing fans in an entirely different city.