New Years Eve Jokes

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop. Middle age is when you're forced to. Old age is when your balls just drop.

Four years after a stroke,'America's oldest teenager' is still determined to help Ryan Seacrest host this year's New Year's Eve celebration from Times Square. Most Americans seemed glad about the appearance since they much prefer watching the old Dick over the new one.

Fittingly, the ball was dropped by the Director of Homeland Security.

My New Year's Resolution was to slow down my drinking which means I will be staying up a lot later than last year.

Fireworks exploded over Sydney's Harbor Bridge as a million onlookers celebrated the New Year. In London, thousands of revelers gathered to cheer as Big Ben rings in 2007.
In the Australian capital -- one of the world's first major cities to usher in the new year -- people crammed the harbor shore for the lavish fireworks display celebrating the 25th anniversary of the iconic bridge.
Pope Benedict XVI prayed at a New Year's Eve service at the Vatican City in Rome that 2007 would bring the world "peace, comfort, justice."
In London, Big Ben's chimes were to be relayed by sound systems along the River Thames.
More than 200,000 people were expected to crowd the river's banks near the Houses of Parliament to watch a light show countdown projected onto the 443-foot (135-meter) London Eye Ferris wheel.
The event was followed by a 10-minute fireworks display, "big enough and loud enough to be seen... all over the capital," Mayor Ken Livingstone more...