Newtons Jokes

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    Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.

    Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.

    Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late.

    Q: How many' real' programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: None.' Real' programmers prefer LEDs.

    Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.

    Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Farm.
    Note: Refers to the Newton's poor handwriting recognition techniques of the past.

    Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Only one, tharks to the extnq-producilve more...

    Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Farm.
    Note: Refers to the Newton's poor handwriting recognition techniques of the past.

    Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.

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