"Lightbulb joke collection 74" joke

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late.

Q: How many' real' programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.' Real' programmers prefer LEDs.

Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.

Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Farm.
Note: Refers to the Newton's poor handwriting recognition techniques of the past.

Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, tharks to the extnq-producilve handwritling processcr.

Q: How many alt. freaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they just all move into a room with a working light.