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What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?
You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.

He’s not one to do things in halves…He does them in fifths.
* When he returns from lunch, he is so loaded they make him take the freight elevator.
* He’s been frequenting a new night club. It has the nicest tables he’s ever been under.
* When he gets a cold, he buys a bottle of whiskey, and in no time it is gone. The whiskey, not the cold.
* Since he has been visiting a psychiatrist, he now drinks on the couch.
* He’s the nicest chap on two feet…if he could only stay there.
* In taverns all over town he is regarded as one of their most unsteadiest customers.
* If it weren’t for pretzels, he’d be entirely on a liquid diet.
* He frequents so many bars that his suits aren’t dry cleaned. They are distilled.
* If there’s a nip in the air, he even tries to drink that.
* He would be an interesting specimen to an entomologist. A good specimen of a bar fly.
* On his last birthday, he lit all of the candles on his more...

The nicest thing about a nudist wedding is you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.