Nicholson Jokes

Recent internet humor broadcasts have suggested that Vice President Al Gore is the perfect spokesmodel for the new wonder drug, Viagra. It is a stiff, er.... erect ummm.... logical connection, to be sure.... ..but I just dunno.

I think the following commercial would sell A LOT more pills:

Imagine Jack Nicholson in a reprise of his' Horney Little Devil' role from THE WICHES OF EASTWICK

SCENE: A richly wooded library filled with books, with a fire burning in the fireplace. Jack Nicholson is dressed silk PJ's and an embroidered bathrobe; seated in a leather wing-backed chair. Camera pans across the bookshelves, the fireplace, and the wingback chair, then zooms in on Jack's face. He is reading the label on a Viagra Bottle which he holds in his right hand.

Nicholson notes that someone is looking at him, looks up, then drops his head a little, looks directly into the camera, and rotates the bottle so the label is visable.

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