Nightgown Jokes

A guy decides that he'd like to have a pet. While looking around in the pet shop, he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch but it doesn't have any feet or legs. "Geez, I wonder what happened to this poor parrot," the guy says out loud.
"I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot."
"Ha," the guy laughs, "It sounded like the parrot actually understood what I said and answered me."
"I understood every single word," the parrot says. "I'm a highly intelligent, very well educated bird."
"Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"This is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I'll tell you," the parrot whispers. "I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy. "You really more...

The Wrinkled Nightgown
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man
bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was
getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box
downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who
said, "
My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"

A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs.
Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"

Santa Claus is making his rounds, and suddenly becomes startled by a
beautiful woman gracefully walking down the stairs in a very sheer
nightgown.
"Santa Claus, will you make love to me?" she asks seductively
Santa replies" Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa's gota go... Gota deliver toys to all the
good little girls and boys."
The lady, removing her nightgown is now in a very tight and lacy teddy
and again asks:"Santa Claus, will you make love to me?"
Santa, sweating now, gains his composure and still replies "Ho, Ho, Ho,
Santa's gota go... Gota deliver toys to all the good little girls and
boys."
The beautiful woman proceeds to take off the teddy, revealing her
worderfully formed nude body and again asks: "Santa Claus, will you make
love to me?" even more seductively
Santa, can't take it anymore and replies" Hey, hey, hey, Looks like
Santa's gotta stay...there ain't now way I'm getting more...

Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy lingerie.
To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for. Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown.
This confirmed what I suspected all along: despite being over 50, I still have a very "with it" attitude. "I see we have the same taste," I said proudly to the 20-something behind me.
"Yes," she replied. "I'm getting this for my grandmother."