Nogga Jokes

EggNoggVille (pronounced Egga Nogga Ville)
Christmas in the Florida Keys
Adapted from Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville by a friend.

Livin' on fruit cake,
watchin' the sun bake,
all of them snowbirds covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string,
on my front porch swing,
singin' Christmas songs from days of old.
CHORUS
Wastin' away in Egga Nogga Ville,
Didn't get a Christmas present at all
Some people claim that Santa Claus is to blame,
but I know, it's nobody's fault.
Put on my flip flops,
drove to a park lot,
threw a tree on my car then I cruised on back home.
Where there's rum in the blender,
with milk and eggs it will render,
that chilly concoction that helps me hang on.
CHORUS
Wastin' away in Egga Nogga Ville,
Didn't get a Christmas present at all
Some people claim that Santa Claus is to blame,
but I know, it's nobody's fault.
Don't know the reason,
I'm more...