Nudist Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!
Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money.Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job will still suck.Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A. It's not hard.Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last donut! Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs? A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year! Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts? A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A: She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry 2 large coffees and a dozen donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can eat the last two donuts.
Q. Do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is?
A. The man with two cups of coffee and 12 donutes.
Q. Do you know who the most popular woman is at a nudist colony is?
A. She is the person that can eat all 12 donuts.
A mom, dad and their 10 year old girl, went down to Florida to visit a nudist camp.
The girl goes walking around on the beach and comes back to her mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, women down here have bigger breasts than you."
The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are."
The girl goes and walks around again. She comes back to her mom and says, "Mommy, mommy, guys down here have bigger penises than dad."
The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are."
The girl goes on her way and comes running back to her mom again.
"Mommy, mommy, dad is talking to this really dumb blonde and the longer he talks the dumber he gets."
One day a young lad invted a catholic priest to visit a nudist colony. The priest refused to do that and asked the lad how the hell am I going to a place like that. The man said that we have to go inside in nude. He suggested to the priest that he carries his hat along with him so that he could cover his private parts. The priest agreed and entered the colony.
As he started walking through the place there were some nice nude girls on the left side of the lane who greeted him Good morning Father. He held his hat with right hand and waived at them with his left hand.. He continued with his walk and did the same thing to the girls on the right hand side while holding the hat this time with lright hand.
As the crowd was increasing and the number of nice girls were admired by the priest, at one point there were girls on both sides of the alley. When greeted by the beauties on both sides he was compelled to wave at them with both hands. To everyones surprise the hat was intact and more...