Nunzio Jokes

A band at an Italian wedding decided to take requests. Nunzio walks up and asks, "Scuse me, do youse guys know da song `Strangers in da Night`? The band leader says, "Sure we know that one." Nunzio says, "Hey! dat`s great! But I got just one favor - could youse play it in 5/4 time?" "Isn`t it played in 4/4 time?" the band leader asked. "Yeah, but dis here`s a special occasion, know whut I mean?" The band discusses amongst themselves, then the leader turns and says, "I don`t think we`ll have any problems." Nunzio turns and yells out, "Hey, Cousin Vinnie! C`mon up here and sing!" Cousin Vinnie walks up to the mike as the band begins the intro, and then starts to sing, "Strangers in da f*ckin` night..."