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Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Jokes.

Q.How do you occupy an idiot.
A.Write turn over on both sides of a piece of paper then give it to the idiot.

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Jokes.

In rain all birds occupy shelter but eagle is
da one 1 dat avoids da rain by flying above da clouds.
Problem is common to all but attitude makes da difference!

A joke from the former republic of Czechoslovakia is a dialogue between an official assigned to gauge public opinion and a peasant. The official made his questionnaire as simple as possible for the rustic mind:' Now, Jan, if you were asked to make three wishes for your country, what would they be?'
'First, I would wish the People's Liberation Army of the People's Republic of Red China to occupy Czechoslovakia.'
The official refused to be put out of countenance.' And what would be your second wish?
'My second wish would be that the People's Liberation Army of the People's Republic of Red China should occupy Czechoslovakia.'
'Okay, okay! That's the same wish twice. What would be your third wish?'
'My third wish would be that the People's Liberation Army of the People's Republic of Red China should occupy Czechoslovakia.'
'Now, aren't you being a little perverse. Why would you wish your country to be invaded and occupied three times by a foreign more...