Shelter Jokes

WHAT A DOG THINKS
Wow, these people feed me, bathe me, pet me, shelter me - they must be gods!
WHAT A CAT THINKS
Wow, these people feed me, bathe me, pet me, shelter me - I must be a god!

There is a major difference between the way a dog thinks and the way a cat thinks.
A dog says, "You feed me, shelter me, pamper me, and love me. You must be God."
A cat says, "You feed me, shelter me, pamper me, and love me. I must be God."

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

The wife begins to lose interest in her husband and wishes on a star that she could find another man.

The next day a man is washed on shore.

He is very handsome and he is consumed by lust for the wife.

The husband is pleased to have another man to help with work around the island.

The stranger and wife, falling in love with one another, wanted to have mad passionate sex on the beach, so he thinks of a plan.

Wanting to be safe from wildlife on the island, they decide to build a shelter high up in the trees.

The stranger worked on the roof while the husband and wife worked down on the beach.

Periodically the stranger would yell to them from the tree house,' 'Hey! No having sex! Get back to work!''

At this, the couple would yell back,' 'We're not having sex!''

This happened several times while he worked on the roof of the more...

In rain all birds occupy shelter but eagle is
da one 1 dat avoids da rain by flying above da clouds.
Problem is common to all but attitude makes da difference!

Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge
for shelter.
His pal McGinty saw him and called, "Sean, me boy, are ye afeared of a
few spots o' rain, now?"
Sean replied, "I'm not...the fish come here fer shelter."