"Hunters shelter overnight at widows''s place" joke

Two hunters were forced by a storm to seek overnight shelter in a house occupied by only a homely farmer's widow. The storm passed and so did the hunting season. The following year when hunting season rolled around and the two met again, one asked, "Tell me, did you screw that old bag we stayed with last year?"
"Yeah," admitted the other, "I'm afraid I did. Didn't look at her much, though."
"And you used my name, didn't you?"
"Yeah, I was so amashed I told her I was you," laughed the first hunter, "I didn't knock her up, did I?"
"No, no," smiled the friend. "She died last month and left me the house and fifty-thousand dollars."

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