Orientation Jokes

Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A: When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Three buddies die in a car and go to heaven for an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, ‘LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!'"

Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked,' When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?The first guy says,' I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man.'The second guy says,' I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.'The last guy replies,' I would like to hear them say,' Look, he's moving!'