Osama-Bin-Laden Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common?
A: They both wondered where all those tomahawks were coming from.
Do you know how we can get Osama bin Laden? Lace a bunch of Watchtower magazines with anthrax and send the Jehovah Witnesses in after him. Those people can find anybody!
Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.
Q: Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai?
A: He wanted to see the burning Bush.
Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.