Oscar Mayer Jokes / Recent Jokes

The legendary meat-processor's cause of death has a first name it's H-E-A-R-T. His cause of death has a second name it's A-T-T-A-C-K.
Oscar Mayer is the only person in history to have his famous wiener eaten more times than John Holmes.

The man behind the famous brand died last week at age 95. Oddly though he was buried with his head and feet outside the coffin. The family stated that this was because he was bun length.

It seems the young woman that crashed the wienermobile into a house, was very inexperienced at handling such massive objects..
So to avoid another such accident Oscar Mayer has brought in a consultant/ advisor. A certified expert with 25+ years in large wiener know-how and handling...Heidi Fleiss.

The outcry of "Save the Wienermobiles!" has even touched the hearts of the porn industry.
Yesterday they donated a dozen of John Holmes' condoms to be used as car covers.
Bravo!!