Owl Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck `er!
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A fire Quaker!
Q: What is a parrot`s favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: `The pheasants are revolting`!
Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals!
Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
A: When they`re going cheap! Q: What do parrots eat?
A: Polyfilla!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
Q: What bird tastes just like butter?
A: A stork!
Q: What`s another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise more...
Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck' er! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera? A: The parrots of Penzance! Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker! Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak! Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated! Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor? A:' The pheasants are revolting'! Q: What is the definition of Robin? A: A bird who steals! Q: When is the best time to buy budgies? A: When they're going cheap!
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love? The Swallow.
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.