Oxymoron Jokes

Q: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?
A: Microsoft Works!

Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's? Answer: Microsoft Works!

Oxymoron: Microsoft Works.

Here
you will find the top 45 oxymorons.
An oxymoron is
a combination of two words that are completely
opposite in meaning. In the dictionary you'll find:
"A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory
terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a
mournful optimist."
You've
probably heard many of these before but didn't realize that they fall within
this category.
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt head
26. Military intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Child Proof
21. more...

Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?
Answer: Microsoft Works!