Packing Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man comes home and finds his girlfriend packing.
"Where are you going?" he asks.
"I'm leaving you," she answers.
"Leaving me? Why?"
She continues packing and says, "Because I found out today that you're a pedophile!"
"A pedophile? A pedophile?" he shouts. "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old!"