Pedophile Jokes

What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven afteryou have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have asnowballs chance in hell of meeting god?""Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."

A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dim, woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm frightened! These woods are truly terrifying."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,
"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."
The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
- "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"