Pardes Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Wife:
    In Des - A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take shower.
    In Pardes - A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take a bath.
    Son:
    In Des - A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
    In Pardes - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.
    Daughter:
    In Des - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes when she is getting married.
    In Pardes - A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before any marriage.
    Mother:
    In Des - A woman who defends you and cares for you, but would not dare to go against your father's wishes for you.
    In Pardes - A women who is a sucker for anything you want, especially if dad's against it.
    Father:
    In Des - A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.
    In Pardes - A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college more...

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