Respectable Jokes

Wife:
In Des - A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take shower.
In Pardes - A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take a bath.
Son:
In Des - A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
In Pardes - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.
Daughter:
In Des - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes when she is getting married.
In Pardes - A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before any marriage.
Mother:
In Des - A woman who defends you and cares for you, but would not dare to go against your father's wishes for you.
In Pardes - A women who is a sucker for anything you want, especially if dad's against it.
Father:
In Des - A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.
In Pardes - A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college more...

Banta Singh was staying in a five star hotel. One evening, seemingly upset, he walked up to the desk clerk and asked, "Is this a respectable hotel?"
"It is, Sir!"
"Well," said Banta, "I was on the fifth floor and I saw a naked man chasing a naked woman down the corridor."
"Did he catch her?" asked the desk clerk.
"No."
"Then, Sir, it's still a respectable hotel. Wo hath to naheen aayee- she was not. caught."