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Whats another name for an parent? Someone whos stopped growing except around the waist.
An irate father stormed into the principals office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, dont get excited," said the principal. "Well get your Winslows English teacher in here. Im sure she has some explanation." A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived. "Why did you give Winslow a zero on his English final?" demanded the father. "I had no choice," said the schoolmarm. "He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it." "Thats no excuse," shouted the father. "You could have at least given him an A for neatness!"
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."
Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitchen where her husband was making dinner. "Hey!" she announced. "This is terrible! I just caught Matthew lighting a cigar!" "You put a stop to that right now," he shouted. "That kid is altogether too young to be playing with matches!"
Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father? They called him Dad!
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad? Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!