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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.' Teddy,' he called,' how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.' There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.' That's better,' said his father.' Now will you always come down stairs like that?'' Suits me,' said Teddy.' I slid down the bannister.'
Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad, I know how!
Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No, I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself.
Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.
"Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and Ill show you who he was."
Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the floor.