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This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing:' 'Hi, we''re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'' " "That''s terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. You can put them with my two male talking parrots. I taught them to read the bible and pray the rosary." The lady brings over her parrots and puts them in the priest''s cage. "Hi, we''re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" they say. One male parrot looks over at the other and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot on the left costs $500."
"Why does the parrot cost so much?"
asks the customer. The owner says "Well, the parrot knows how to do legal research."
The customer then asks about the next parrot, to be told that this one costs $1,000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to write a brief that will win any case.
Naturally, the increasingly startled customer asks about the third parrot, to be told that it costs $4,000. Needless to say, this begs the question, "What can it do?"
To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner."
A woman approaches a priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?", the priest asked.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed. "I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."
"Thank you." said the lady.
So, the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots more...
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how
to say one thing."
"What do they say?", the priest asked.
"They only know how to say `Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to
have some FUN?'"
"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to
your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house
and I
will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray
and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop
saying
that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and
worship."
"Thank you," said the lady.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's
house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads
and praying in their cage.
The lady more...