Passenger Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?, "Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
A Passenger set down three pieces of luggage before the Indian Airlines check-in counter at the Santa Cruz Airport, Bombay. "I want the brown bag to go to Delhi, the black one to Calcutta," he said. "And keep the third bag here till I come back next week and pick it-up. -'
The airline official blinked. A supervisor standing behind the check-in clerk overheard the passenger's request and came up. "I am sorry, but we are not the post office," the supervisor said, "we can't do that."
"Why not?" the irate passenger said, raising his voice, "That's what you did the last time!"
You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, ‘I’m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!!
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, ‘No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years. ’
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."
The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.
While cruising at 36, 000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window.
"Oh no!" he screamed, "One of the engines just blew up!"
Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side.
The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants.
Each crew member attached the package to their backs.
"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "Aren't those parachutes?"
The pilot more...
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.