Passport Jokes / Recent Jokes

Before she died, an elderly woman from the United States wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors. She went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport. "You must first take the loyalty oath," the passport clerk said. "Raise your right hand, please." The senior citizen raised her right hand as the clerk asked, "Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, domestic or foreign?" The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded, "Well, I guess so, but. . . will I have help, or will I have to do it all by myself?"

An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died.
But until now, she'd never even been out of the country. So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and asking how long it would take to have one issued.
"You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the passport clerk. "Raise your right hand, please."
The old gal raised her right hand.
"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of this country against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?" was the first question.
The little old lady's face paled and her voice trembled as she asked in a small voice, "Uhhh... all by myself ?"

A not so bright blonde woman had always wanted to travel abroad. She had saved her money for several years, and finally had enough for her dream vacation. Until now, she’d never even been out of the country, so naturally she needed a passport. She went to the Passport Office and asked what she needed to do to get a passport. “You must take the loyalty oath first, ” responded the passport clerk. “Raise your right hand, please. ” The blonde raised her right hand. “Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign? ” The Blonde’s face turned pale and her voice trembled as she asked in a small voice, “What…. all on my own? ”

one sardarjee was appointed in the it department in the uae. before his arrival his manager send him a email saying wait in the airport one of our office staff will pick you from the air port. but this sardarjee couldnt see the mail before departure and he arrived in the airport and he went with his friend to the appointed company to hand over the passport to his manager.
Then he go to an internet cafe to see the e-mails then he saw the managers mail. sardarjee replies the mail to his manager which he already given the passport. do not send any body i already arrived.