Loyalty Jokes

Three men walk into the CIA headquarters and ask to be hired. A man there replies, OK, but first we have to test your loyalty. He says to the first man: "Here's a gun to prove your loyalty. We have your wife in the other room. Go shoot her."
So he goes in and he comes out fifteen minutes later and says: "I tried, but I just can not do it."
The next guy goes in and the same thing happens.
Then the last guy goes in and sees his wife sitting there. The man who is testing him is waiting to here gunshots, and then he hears BANG... BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. Then tons of crashing and banging. The man with the gun comes out, and the man who is testing him says,
"Congratulations! You are now a member of the CIA," to which the man replies: "Yea, great, thanks, but some idiot put blanks in the gun! I had to kill her with the chair!"

IN his introduction to Fabulous Oriental Recipes, Johna Blinn lists the following:' Happy Home Recipe'
4 cups Love
2 cups Loyalty
5 quarts Faith
2 tablespoons Tenderness 1 cup Kindness
5 cups Understanding
3 cups Forgiveness 1 cup Friendship
5 teaspoons Hope
1 barrel Laughter
Take Love and Loyalty; mix thoroughly with Faith. Blend with Tenderness, Kindness, Understanding and Forgiveness. Add Friendship and Hope; Sprinkle abundantly with Laughter. Bake with Sunshine. Serve with generous helpings.

A not so bright blonde woman had always wanted to travel abroad. She had saved her money for several years, and finally had enough for her dream vacation. Until now, she’d never even been out of the country, so naturally she needed a passport. She went to the Passport Office and asked what she needed to do to get a passport. “You must take the loyalty oath first, ” responded the passport clerk. “Raise your right hand, please. ” The blonde raised her right hand. “Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign? ” The Blonde’s face turned pale and her voice trembled as she asked in a small voice, “What…. all on my own? ”

An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died.
But until now, she'd never even been out of the country. So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and asking how long it would take to have one issued.
"You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the passport clerk. "Raise your right hand, please."
The old gal raised her right hand.
"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of this country against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?" was the first question.
The little old lady's face paled and her voice trembled as she asked in a small voice, "Uhhh... all by myself ?"