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CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these facilities, new rules are being put into effect concerning the selection of passwords. All users of computing facilities are instructed to change their passwords to conform to these rules immediately.RULES FOR THE SELECTION OF PASSWORDS:1. A password must be at least six characters long, and must not contain two occurrences of a character in a row, or a sequence of two or more characters from the alphabet in forward or reverse order. Example: HGQQXP is an invalid password. GFEDCB is an invalid password.2. A password may not contain two or more letters in the same position as any previous password. Example: If a previous password was GKPWTZ, then NRPWHS would be invalid because PW occurs in the same position in both passwords.3. A password may not contain the name of a month or an abbreviation for a month. Example: MARCHBC more...

I was working in a wall street investment bank when someone from the information technology group came by our office asking us to enter our passwords in the new software system.
My colleague Barry, with his usual rebellious attitude, entered the password "Penis."
We all fell on the floor with laugher when the computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. TOO SHORT ****

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

A female computer consultant is helping a smug man set up his machine. She asks him what password he'd like to log on with. Wanting to embarrass the woman, he tells her to enter the word PENIS. Without saying a thing, she keys in the password and almost dies laughing at the computer's reply: PASSWORD REJECTED - NOT LONG ENOUGH.

A female computer consultant was assisting a smug, young male set up his computer. She asked him what password he would like to use to log on. Hoping to embarrass her, he told her to enter the word 'penis'.
Without batting an eye or saying a word, she entered the password. She darn near died laughing at the computer's response: "PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH."

A female computer consultant was helping our Santa in setting up his computer and she asked him what word he would like to use as a password for login.
Wanting to embarrass the lady, Santa told her to enter "PENIS."
Without blinking an eye or saying a word, cosultant entered the password as he had requested.
But then, she nearly exploded from refrained laughter as the computer displayed the message in response:
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH

A guy did system support in a law firm. One day, he had to log a user off and then back on. He entered her initials and then she gave him her password.

Her password was "genius".

After three tries and the system telling him "access denied," he asked her how to spell it.

She said, "G - E - N - I - O - U - S."